octupac:

jasmine-blu:

octupac:

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS GOOD???

i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you

lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream

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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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